#25 Beans Cause Gas

You will be tooting your own horn for several hours when you eat beans.  If you are cooking the beans yourself, make sure to soak them overnight really good and rinse them several times before cooking.  They are very good for your health, but only eat them if you know for sure that you won't be hanging out with a bunch of people for the next 3-9 hours.  Unless you plan to buy them gas masks or lit two dozens of scented candles in the room.